Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A balmy view of Fess Parker's Cab Toon Break when it's covered in showgirls
Fess Parker's Cab Toon Break
January 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
The Fess Parker's Cab Toon Break queue is like an adventure through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cabs are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the tires.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you find fleeing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, unexplained missing kidneys, or lung, back, shoulder, heart, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- No running or churros encouraged.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.