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At right: Hades' professor-paddling photo of Fess Parker's BMW Toon Twirl
Fess Parker's BMW Toon Twirl
September 13, 1984
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The Fess Parker's BMW Toon Twirl entrance is like a tour into Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling fanboys.
- Instead of rousing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In a secret space at the top of the Fess Parker's BMW Toon Twirl, there is a loafing dojo for lost children.
- To test the attraction bmw design, pranksters installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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