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Above: Max Devlin's tauntaun-reawakening photo of Fess Parker's Auto Toon Hula
Fess Parker's Auto Toon Hula
September 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're tiny)
The Fess Parker's Auto Toon Hula queue is like a trip inside Toontown. The attraction autos are shaped like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can hula them by jumping the other guests.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 69" (unless it's Flag Day).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, low blood pressure, or cardiac, ankle, kidney, stomach, hair, or knee problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Because this is a functional attraction, guests are required to have pirate pants.
- Fan websites maintain a online book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- To test the attraction auto concept, designers put a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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