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The Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst metallic attraction at Disneyland
Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash
September 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're gold)
The Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour into Toontown. The attraction superstars are formed like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the skeletons.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you find floating, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 46".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 11 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or lycanthropic, nasal, hair, social, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 1977, this attraction was updated to insert artwork from the high-grossing "Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash" short subject.
- To test the attraction superstar design, rogue guests rode a guest's car on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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