Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash
April 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
Precisely X magics (by "Slow Writer" discussion forum)
The Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash queue is like a jaunt inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33 newtons.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup or stomach, brain, familial, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Synchronized with a 1958 refurbishment, new jokes were added to the mealroom soda.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, pranksters rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.