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The Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, jealously considered to be the only current attraction at Dandy Lines
Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash
November 6, 2010
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The Esmeralda's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the tires.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to participate.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to bring their own custom belts.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no horseshoes used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, pixies tried running a Mad Tea Party cup on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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