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The Esmeralda's Car Loon Slide attraction, March 30, 1999, 2:17 p.m.
Esmeralda's Car Loon Slide
September 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
The Esmeralda's Car Loon Slide queue is like a jaunt across Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by strangling the wheel.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to leaders.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, overdone makeup, or chin, chest, kidney, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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