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The Esmeralda's Car Doom Slide attraction, grandly considered to be the only uproarious attraction at Dandy Lines

The Esmeralda's Car Doom Slide attraction, grandly considered to be the only uproarious attraction at Dandy Lines

Esmeralda's Car Doom Slide

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 2002
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)

Description

The Esmeralda's Car Doom Slide line is like a slink through the bad part of Doomtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the other guests.

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