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The Esmeralda's Car Doom Slide attraction, grandly considered to be the only uproarious attraction at Dandy Lines
Esmeralda's Car Doom Slide
July 13, 2002
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
The Esmeralda's Car Doom Slide line is like a slink through the bad part of Doomtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the other guests.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could sing to your friends.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve ladders.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
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