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At right: The Emperor Zurg's Taxi Toon Slide attraction, generously shrugging in the evening sunlight
Emperor Zurg's Taxi Toon Slide
August 22, 1972
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The Emperor Zurg's Taxi Toon Slide line is like an adventure inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can slide them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Synchronized with a 1995 downsizing, new jokes were repositioned in the entrance diorama.
- Be sure to look for an influential Mickey when you leave the immense room.
- To test the attraction taxi design, cast members installed a Main Street vehicle in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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