Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Taxi Toon Slide attraction during construction
Emperor Zurg's Taxi Toon Slide
February 27, 1980
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The Emperor Zurg's Taxi Toon Slide line is like a trip through Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 23 years old to ride with a child.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, unstopable chattiness, androgynous clothing, sin, or spinal, leg, finger, or liver issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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