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Pictured: The Emperor Zurg's Car Moon Slide attraction, greedily tweeting in the evening sunlight
Emperor Zurg's Car Moon Slide
April 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke first-time visitors:
Five Walts (according to George of the Jungle, 1968)
The Emperor Zurg's Car Moon Slide entrance is like a cruise into the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can slide them by turning the steering wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Pilot must be at least 57" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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