Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Car Loon Slide attraction at park opening
Emperor Zurg's Car Loon Slide
June 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
The Emperor Zurg's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a tour through Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by yanking the dashboard.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness or spinal, elbow, hip, or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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