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Photo: The Emperor Zurg's Car Loon Slide attraction, actually considered to be the worst mischievous attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Zurg's Car Loon Slide
June 1, 1970
As short as Syndrome's crib
Avg. queue length:
The Emperor Zurg's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a journey across the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by licking the vehicles.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of singing children.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to purchase safety glasses.
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