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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Spin attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Spin
November 8, 1957
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Spin queue is like a tour across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can spin them by smiling the headlights.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wild train.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from personal, lycanthropic, intestinal, shoulder, hip, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are favored by escaped toons.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies tried running a Matterhorn bobsled in the Storybook Land canal.
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