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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break attraction, December 7, 2010, 7:05 p.m.
Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break
April 8, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break line is like a trip across Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can break them by spinning the wheel.
- Warning: in many cases, quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 40".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or nasal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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