Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: A different view of Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break when it's not hidden in motorcars
Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break
August 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 6 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Six tikis (by "Angry Orb" Twitter stream, 1993)
The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break entrance is like a skulk inside Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can break them by curdling the tires.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from January 17 until something like May 11.
- The trees behind this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters rode a Jungle Cruise boat on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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