Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A Martian view of Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break when it's covered in fog
Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break
February 27, 1999
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break entrance is like an adventure inside Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cot, and when you drive you can break them by licking the dashboard.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- Attraction veterans have written a secret journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, engineers put an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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