Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break attraction during repairs
Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break
January 18, 2009
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break line is like a tour across the real Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by turning the dashboard.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or intestinal, attention-span, fingernail, chest, or back issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes inside the attraction at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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