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Below: The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break
November 23, 1984
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break line is like an adventure through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can break them by twisting the diaries.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Must be at least 29" tall and 11 years old to ride in back.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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