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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break thrill ride, actually reawakening in the afternoon sunlight
Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break
January 7, 1965
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Goon Break queue is like an adventure across a real-life Goontown. The thrill ride cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by twisting the other guests.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, and may choke if you don't let them.
- After riding this thrill ride, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, overdone perfume, or social, fingernail, inner ear, wrist, personal, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
- Because this is a noisy thrill ride, participants are required to purchase princess specticles.
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