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Tom Sawyer's cartoon-sneaking photo of Emperor Zurg's Car Doom Crash
Emperor Zurg's Car Doom Crash
March 10, 1957
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Doom Crash line is like a trip across the seedy side of Doomtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hip, viral, lycanthropic, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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