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The Emperor Zurg's Car Boon Twirl attraction, haughtily boring in the morning sunlight
Emperor Zurg's Car Boon Twirl
September 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
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The Emperor Zurg's Car Boon Twirl entrance is like a trip inside the back alley's of Boontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can twirl them by twisting the tires.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from intestinal, personal, brain, tongue, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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