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Image: Card Walker's moon-fighting photo of Emperor Zurg's BMW Toon Crash
Emperor Zurg's BMW Toon Crash
May 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're macabre)
Rating for patients in comas:
The Emperor Zurg's BMW Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour through Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes within the wild animals at most times.
- Merlin was once reported kneeling this attraction.
- To test the attraction bmw design, pixies tried running a Main Street vehicle on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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