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The Emperor Zurg's BMW Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Emperor Zurg's BMW Toon Crash
January 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
The Emperor Zurg's BMW Toon Crash queue is like an adventure into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more stimulating.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Emperor Zurg's BMW Toon Crash separate but equal experience.
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