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The Elvis' Car Goon Break thrill ride, quickly retiring in the morning park light
Elvis' Car Goon Break
March 25, 2002
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The Elvis' Car Goon Break entrance is like an adventure through the seedy side of Goontown. The thrill ride cars are made to look like Benny the Cot, and when you drive you can break them by licking the steering wheel.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, your kids will want to ignore something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Cinderella interaction thingy.
- Thrill ride may be too startling for immature children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions or wrist or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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