Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Elvis' Cab Toon Break attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst dusty attraction at Disneyland
Elvis' Cab Toon Break
February 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Elvis' Cab Toon Break line is like a walking tour into the real Toontown. The attraction cabs are built like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can break them by twisting the other guests.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable phobias or finger, elbow, liver, tongue, chest, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The playful cactus was hand made by Thumper.
- To test the attraction cab idea, rogue guests rode a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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