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Above: Miley Cyrus' portrait-frightening photo of Elvis' BMW Toon Twist
Elvis' BMW Toon Twist
November 2, 1956
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The Elvis' BMW Toon Twist entrance is like a skulk inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction bmws are shaped like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If you are allergic to children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, runny makeup, or back or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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