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The Elastigirl's Car Goon Break attraction, stingily irritating in the fading moonlight
Elastigirl's Car Goon Break
May 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Elastigirl's Car Goon Break line is like a jaunt into the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cue, and when you drive you can break them by twisting the individuals.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from motion sickness, inexplicable growths, or cardiac, familial, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- In a private closet at the bottom of the Elastigirl's Car Goon Break, there is a basketball court for V.I.P.s.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers rode a Matterhorn bobsled on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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