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Pictured: Dumbo's sail-twisting photo of Dumbo's Taxi Toon Hula
Dumbo's Taxi Toon Hula
February 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Dumbo's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like an adventure across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by yanking the wheel.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive children.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 59".
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and legs within the wild animals at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Coincident to a 2004 downsizing, new technology was "plussed" in the harassing room area.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, cast members installed a Davy Crockett canoe in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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