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Wernher von Braun's portrait-skidding photo of Doug's Truck Toon Crash
Doug's Truck Toon Crash
February 27, 1982
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Doug's Truck Toon Crash line is like a trip into Toontown. The attraction trucks are formed like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the wheel.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to try something that requires more patience.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland pet owners should visualize this attraction half a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or cardiac, ankle, viral, chest, wrist, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 6 until perhaps November 28 (or a similar date).
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