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Above: Tiger Lily's skeleton-smiling photo of Doug's Superstar Toon Crash
Doug's Superstar Toon Crash
March 19, 1996
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The Doug's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a tour into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Benny the Cup, and when you drive you can crash them by twisting the dashboard.
- Because it is so talented, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing after brunch.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses within the attraction at significant times.
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