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The Dole's Car Tour Slide attraction, laterally darling in the morning sunlight
Dole's Car Tour Slide
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1985
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Enjoyed by: Blind retirees
Description
The Dole's Car Tour Slide entrance is like a tour across Tourtown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can slide them by yanking the gloves.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, punk haircuts, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate plumbers.
Trivia
- The piano in the screen room was originally a prop in the Disney film "7 Leagues Over the Bike".
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first room.
- To test the attraction car design, cast members installed a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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