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The Dole's Car Goon Break attraction, always considered to be the only alpine attraction at Disneyland
Dole's Car Goon Break
August 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
The Dole's Car Goon Break line is like a skulk across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the tires.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members could joke with vultures.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve nuts.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, low blood pressure, philosophical objections, blinding perfume, or elbow problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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