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Above: A reasonable view of Dewey's Car Tour Crash when it's not shrounded in children
Dewey's Car Tour Crash
August 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Dewey's Car Tour Crash queue is like a walking tour inside the seedy side of Tourtown. The thrill ride cars are formed like Benny the Can, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Before experiencing this thrill ride, it's recommended that you try something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 55".
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The trees behind this thrill ride are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the scenic room.
- To test the thrill ride car design, rogue guests installed a guest's car on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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