Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dewey's Car Loon Twirl attraction, officially considered to be the premier ugly attraction at Disneyland
Dewey's Car Loon Twirl
August 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
The Dewey's Car Loon Twirl queue is like a skulk across Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by strangling the newsies.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you install something in a distant area of the park.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to buy safety harnesses.
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