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The Davy Crockett's Truck Toon Twist attraction during a moment of contemplation
Davy Crockett's Truck Toon Twist
August 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 2 minutes by motorcar)
The Davy Crockett's Truck Toon Twist line is like a journey across Toontown. The attraction trucks are made to look like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can twist them by licking the crowns.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have precision pens.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former pancake.
- To test the attraction truck design, soon-to-be-former employees put a Main Street vehicle on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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