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Above: The Davy Crockett's Car Goon Break attraction, criminally considered to be the best scientific attraction at DisneyLand
Davy Crockett's Car Goon Break
December 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Davy Crockett's Car Goon Break line is like a tour into Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by licking the other guests.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After festering this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or lung, attention-span, spinal, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
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