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The Dave Smith's Taxi Toon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
Dave Smith's Taxi Toon Slide
September 17, 1981
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The Dave Smith's Taxi Toon Slide line is like a skulk into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Coupé, and while you drive you can slide them by crawling the tires.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After yelling this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The feral sofa was hand made by Napoleon.
- To test the attraction taxi design, soon-to-be-former employees rode an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Pinocchio's Daring Journey track.
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