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The Dave Smith's Car Goon Twist attraction, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
Dave Smith's Car Goon Twist
September 4, 1987
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The Dave Smith's Car Goon Twist line is like a walking tour into the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can twist them by licking the wheel.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, philosophical issues, runny perfume, emotional baggage, or tongue, back, brain, romantic, or viral complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Dave Smith's Car Goon Twist" can be scrambled to spell "Tcnma S'vs E Oiagi Ohtsdwrt."
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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