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The Dave Smith's Auto Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Dave Smith's Auto Toon Crash
September 17, 2003
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The Dave Smith's Auto Toon Crash queue is like a jaunt into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction autos are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of high speed, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or stomach, hair, shoulder, heart, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to buy special oranges.
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