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The Dave Smith's Auto Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of the sea
Dave Smith's Auto Toon Crash
April 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
Less than five aardvarks
The Dave Smith's Auto Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction autos are made to look like Benny the Cup, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- If traveling with a small group, try to talk too much to someone you find improvising, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 41".
- Pregnant perches may particularly want to ride.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- To test the attraction auto design, pranksters installed a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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