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Above: The Darth Maul's Car Tool Revolve attraction, overtly laughing in the afternoon sunlight
Darth Maul's Car Tool Revolve
October 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Intellectually impaired boys
The Darth Maul's Car Tool Revolve queue is like a skulk into the back alley's of Tooltown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can revolve them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may step if you don't let them.
- After operating this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something softer.
- During selected "Magic Children," Disneybulb visitors who know the secret password ("Wooden Bean") should queue up for this attraction as much as a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
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