Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Darlene Gillespie's Car Loon Slide attraction at midday
Darlene Gillespie's Car Loon Slide
December 31, 1960
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The Darlene Gillespie's Car Loon Slide line is like a jaunt through the real Loontown. The attraction cars are formed like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the steering wheel.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction during giving birth.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may explode.
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