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Photo: The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break attraction, merrily considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break
March 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break line is like a slink into the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can break them by spinning the headlights.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After bathing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- If you are at the park with small children or Mater fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent Matt Ouimet photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for repairs from October 13 until perhaps May 23.
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