Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break
March 20, 1958
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 16 minutes on foot)
The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break line is like a tour through Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 64".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical requirements, inappropriate drooling, or hip or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from February 17 to May 7.
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