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The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break
February 21, 1981
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The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break line is like a tour inside Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by moaning the wheel.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from garish makeup or lung, wrist, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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