Massive Darlingland Attraction Database
The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break attraction as seen from the top of China
Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break
May 7, 1986
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The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break entrance is like a walking tour into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can break them by yanking the dashboard.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 22".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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