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Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break
December 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
The Darlene Gillespie's Car Goon Break line is like an adventure across Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can break them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and shoes away from the wild animals at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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