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Above: The Darkwing Duck's Car Tour Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Darkwing Duck's Car Tour Crash
August 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Darkwing Duck's Car Tour Crash entrance is like a slink through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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