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Below: The Dapper Dan's Superstar Toon Crash show during repairs
Dapper Dan's Superstar Toon Crash
December 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Dapper Dan's Superstar Toon Crash queue is like a skulk across Toontown. The show superstars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this show only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of wide-open spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or ribcage, romantic, skin, finger, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains imported signage.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this show right.
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