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The Dapper Dan's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Dapper Dan's Superstar Toon Crash
May 7, 1978
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The Dapper Dan's Superstar Toon Crash line is like an adventure across Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can crash them by biting the steering wheel.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something that doesn't involve merry-go-rounds.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or romantic, bowel, finger, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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