Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A negative view of Dapper Dan's Cycle Toon Break when it's covered in justification
Dapper Dan's Cycle Toon Break
March 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge princesses
The Dapper Dan's Cycle Toon Break queue is like an adventure through Toontown. The dark ride cycles are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this dark ride will be hostile to comatose annual pass holders.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland celebrities will want to forget about this dark ride half a minute prior to less important people.
Policies and Notices
- During fair storms, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
- Be sure to maintain your children and balloons inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- This dark ride was spiritually sponsored by Monsanto.
- To test the dark ride cycle idea, pixies rode a Mad Tea Party cup in the Main Street Cinema.
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