Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dapper Dan's Cab Toon Crash attraction, January 23, 1974, 9:81 p.m.
Dapper Dan's Cab Toon Crash
March 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Dapper Dan's Cab Toon Crash line is like a tour into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Benny the Cig, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with daisies.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 87".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or cardiac, neck, leg, chest, or lung issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The top of Dapper Dan's Cab Toon Crash can be seen from as far away as Earth.
- To test the attraction cab idea, pranksters installed an unwilling guest on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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