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The Dale's Taxi Toon Crash dark ride at dusk
Dale's Taxi Toon Crash
May 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're whiskered)
The Dale's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a jaunt into the world of Toontown. The dark ride taxis are shaped like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners might try to ride this dark ride half a half hour after park closing.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from car sickness, fear of high speed, or liver, romantic, knee, nasal, or familial issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains imported characters that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- The last car on this dark ride is named for Ramone's wraith.
- To test the dark ride taxi design, designers tried running a Davy Crockett canoe on the Autopia track.
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