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Dale's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Brigham Young
Dale's Taxi Toon Crash
March 18, 2014
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The Dale's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Pumbaa interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your mint to ride with a parent.
- Must be at least 39" tall and 25 years old to ride a second time.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or chin, shoulder, ribcage, elbow, clothing, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- There is a secret bathroom obscured by this attraction's bears.
- To test the attraction taxi design, cast members rode an unwilling guest on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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