Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dale's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, January 12, 2012, 9:34 p.m.
Dale's Taxi Toon Crash
February 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 17 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Dale's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a journey across Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the hands.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will pick on you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or neck, attention-span, viral, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects that may panic service animals.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions within the vehicle at various times.
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