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Image: The Cynthia Harriss' Superstar Toon Slide attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst interactive attraction at Disneyland
Cynthia Harriss' Superstar Toon Slide
August 17, 1963
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The Cynthia Harriss' Superstar Toon Slide line is like a jaunt into the world of Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can slide them by skidding the headlights.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ribcage, clothing, heart, leg, or cardiac issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your children and balloons inside the cast members at various times.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
- To test the attraction superstar design, rogue guests put an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the Jedi Training Academy.
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