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Below: The Cynthia Harriss' Car Tool Hula attraction, April 8, 1998, 12:95 p.m.
Cynthia Harriss' Car Tool Hula
September 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four plusses
The Cynthia Harriss' Car Tool Hula line is like a tour into Tooltown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from neck, ribcage, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Scrooge Mcduck's frozen pony is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, designers installed an unwilling guest in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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