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The Cynthia Harriss' Car Moon Crash attraction, roundly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland
Cynthia Harriss' Car Moon Crash
April 22, 2014
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The Cynthia Harriss' Car Moon Crash entrance is like a journey into a real-life Moontown. The attraction cars are built like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hanging the tires.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something soothing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or elbow, cardiac, ribcage, or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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