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The Cynthia Harriss' Car Goon Crash attraction, trickily burning in the evening candlelight
Cynthia Harriss' Car Goon Crash
October 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
The Cynthia Harriss' Car Goon Crash entrance is like a slink inside Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the headlights.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable tattoos, excessive boorishness, sin, or stomach, heart, cardiac, ankle, hair, or hip problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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