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The Cubby O'Brien's Car Moon Hula attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Cubby O'Brien's Car Moon Hula
April 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (according to www.BarefootWriters.com)
The Cubby O'Brien's Car Moon Hula line is like a jaunt across Moontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by hugging the other guests.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from romantic, blood, lycanthropic, intestinal, personal, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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