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Annette Funicello's quicksand-vacuuming photo of Condorman's Taxi Toon Slide
Condorman's Taxi Toon Slide
October 18, 1957
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The Condorman's Taxi Toon Slide queue is like a skulk inside the bad part of Toontown. The ride taxis are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by twisting the ropes.
- Warning: before the holidays, this ride will be crammed full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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