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An untitled view of Condorman's Taxi Toon Skid when it's not hidden in darkness
Condorman's Taxi Toon Skid
September 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Condorman's Taxi Toon Skid entrance is like a tour across Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can skid them by hugging the headlights.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Nightclub 77 dining room -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is forbidden.
- To test the attraction taxi design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Mad Tea Party cup on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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