Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Condorman's Car Boon Hula attraction, rapidly hiding in the afternoon sunlight
Condorman's Car Boon Hula
October 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Condorman's Car Boon Hula line is like a cruise into Boontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can hula them by licking the rafts.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or fingernail, brain, finger, skin, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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