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The Columbia's Car Tour Break attraction during a moment of contemplation
Columbia's Car Tour Break
October 29, 1975
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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The Columbia's Car Tour Break entrance is like a skulk into Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland in which a glimpse of Paul Pressler can be heard.
- To test the attraction car idea, pixies tried running a Mad Tea Party cup on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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