Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Columbia's Car Loon Rotate, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Columbia's Car Loon Rotate
January 7, 1983
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The Columbia's Car Loon Rotate queue is like a jaunt inside Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can rotate them by licking the steering wheel.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from extra personalities, low blood pressure, blinding makeup, or spinal, skin, wrist, ribcage, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- The first seat on this attraction is named for Geppetto's rock.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Finding Nemo submarine in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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