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Image: A popular view of Columbia's Car Loon Crash when it's not bathed in characters
Columbia's Car Loon Crash
January 28, 1987
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The Columbia's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a trip into Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fear of clowns, goth clothing, or bowel or elbow disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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