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The Columbia's Car Loon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary
Columbia's Car Loon Crash
December 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
The Columbia's Car Loon Crash line is like a cruise into Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- This was Merlin Jones' most hated attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters tried running a Matterhorn bobsled in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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