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Columbia's Car Loon Crash, a favorite thrill ride of Ariel
Columbia's Car Loon Crash
June 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four rainbows
The Columbia's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a cruise across a real-life Loontown. The thrill ride cars are built like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- This is the only remaining thrill ride in this land near which a reference to Rob Roy can be heard.
- To test the thrill ride car idea, pixies rode a Matterhorn bobsled in a Star Tours vehicle.
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