Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Car Loon Break attraction at dusk
Columbia's Car Loon Break
February 16, 1999
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The Columbia's Car Loon Break queue is like a walking tour through Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can break them by choking the dashboard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Attraction may be too frightening for teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or fingernail, immunological, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1992 World's Exposition.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests tried running a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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